Welcome to this Penguicon Virtual Presentation.
To join this presentation please visit: https://jitsi....0CoffeeRitualPASSWORD: popeBack by popular demand, the Pope of Coffee shall blesspresso The Holy Of Holies: the most theatrical brewing method ever devised. The acolytes will serve the Holy Liquid unto the congregation, who shall raise the sacrament to the east, and in unison, recite the litany "God, I needed that!" A blend of cafe'ths such as Press-byterian, Buzzentine, Sipiscopal, and even Atheismericano.
The congregation shall provide whatever sacramental beverage they have on hand. The church's standards of doctrinal purity shall be loosened to grant a special dispensation for robusta, or whatever the faithful have on hand. For verily, even instant coffee is not a sin. It is a penance.
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